Best Headline EVER

Check out the article from whitehouse.org:

(excerpt) “…who cares if Iran is as addicted to imported energy as the USA is? That kind of reality-based fact doesn’t jive with the scary, oil-drenched stereotype we Americans have of Iran – a country populated entirely by relatives of Osama bin Laden – whose hairy women even sweat 10W-40.”

Vice President Warns Iranian Sand Negroes Against Uppity Meddling in Their Own Country